Goodbye, Lard!""

This morning I was saying "goodbye" to Mike as he was heading out the door. I was going to say "Goodbye, darling" and then in my mind I changed it to "Goodbye, love" so when it came out of my mouth, I said: "Goodbye lard!" - a combo of the two. Mike paused, looked at me and said, "Real nice, Chubby!" I like to start the morning off laughing!